She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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