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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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