I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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