Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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