She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think your dad took our porno
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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