I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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