I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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