Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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