i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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