I'm lost and stupid without you.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Randomize
