what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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