Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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