i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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