Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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