I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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