You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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