So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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