Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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