so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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