I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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