Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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