Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize