I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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