Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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