she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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