It's like a parade of train wrecks.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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