My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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