he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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