Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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