I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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