How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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