Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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