Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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