I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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