I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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