Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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