she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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