so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just want to make out with him forever
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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