we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
