I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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