yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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