did you get engaged???
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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