I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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