one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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