You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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