i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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