I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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