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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now

(1-484): View more from Pennsylvania

sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

:)

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys

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(917): View more from New York City

still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him

(347): View more from New York

Where do you find these people?

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