Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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