You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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