Yo dont text me then not text me
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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