It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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