He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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