I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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