Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
The air was thick with penises
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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